April 20, 2014

(Source: collegehumor, via tastefullyoffensive)

April 20, 2014
wannajoke:

Ross did it first
http://wanna-joke.com/ross-did-it-first/

wannajoke:

Ross did it first

http://wanna-joke.com/ross-did-it-first/

April 20, 2014
wannajoke:

You don’t say
http://wanna-joke.com/you-dont-say-14/

wannajoke:

You don’t say

http://wanna-joke.com/you-dont-say-14/

April 20, 2014
wannajoke:

Peter Dinklage spining hula hoop
http://wanna-joke.com/peter-dinklage-spining-hula-hoop/

wannajoke:

Peter Dinklage spining hula hoop

http://wanna-joke.com/peter-dinklage-spining-hula-hoop/

April 19, 2014
"I’ve found almost everything ever written about love to be true. Shakespeare said “Journeys end in lovers meeting.” What an extraordinary thought. Personally, I have not experienced anything remotely close to that, but I am more than willing to believe Shakespeare had. I suppose I think about love more than anyone really should. I am constantly amazed by its sheer power to alter and define our lives. It was Shakespeare who also said “love is blind”. Now that is something I know to be true. For some quite inexplicably, love fades; for others love is simply lost. But then of course love can also be found, even if just for the night. And then, there’s another kind of love: the cruelest kind. The one that almost kills its victims. Its called unrequited love. Of that I am an expert. Most love stories are about people who fall in love with each other. But what about the rest of us? What about our stories, those of us who fall in love alone? We are the victims of the one sided affair. We are the cursed of the loved ones. We are the unloved ones, the walking wounded. The handicapped without the advantage of a great parking space! Yes, you are looking at one such individual. And I have willingly loved that man for over three miserable years! The absolute worst years of my life! The worst Christmas’, the worst Birthday’s, New Years Eve’s brought in by tears and valium. These years that I have been in love have been the darkest days of my life. All because I’ve been cursed by being in love with a man who does not and will not love me back. Oh god, just the sight of him! Heart pounding! Throat thickening! Absolutely can’t swallow! All the usual symptoms."

April 18, 2014

It sucks to be hurting alone.

April 17, 2014
nevver:

Toothpaste for dinner

nevver:

Toothpaste for dinner

April 17, 2014
wannajoke:

College in a nutshell
http://wanna-joke.com/college-in-a-nutshell/

wannajoke:

College in a nutshell

http://wanna-joke.com/college-in-a-nutshell/

April 17, 2014

Fuck. This feeling of dejection is going to last a while.

April 13, 2014

savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy

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